Each week we spend hours scouring over Twitter finding the best 140 character-or-less thoughts from all your favorite poker personalities. Some are Phil being Phil, some make us never want to eat Hawrilenko’s house and sometimes Negreanu is just plain right. You can follow all the pros on our special at BluffMagazine.com and be sure to catch everything @bluffmagazine .

@RealKidPoker (Daniel Negreanu) : America. Do you really think George Lopez is funny? I’m embarrassed for him every time he takes the stage. Boggles my mind he makes a living – So true Daniel, so true.

@hoss_tbf (Matt Hawrilenko) : Making choc chip cookies, only have half the required chocolate chips. Bacon seems an acceptable substitute… Turkey bacon will have to do – Umm, bacon cookies? Maybe @jesswelman should come over and help you cook.

@oleGSmith (Gavin Smith): but I am dedicating this tournament to Justin Shronk and pledging 5 per cent of my tournament to his scholarship plan! – Very honorable sir. Smith FTW

@twojacksjoe (Joe Stapleton): Quote of the Day: “What do you want, David? I’m Phil Hellmuth. I play this game for a living.” –Phil Hellmuth – We can’t get enough epic Hellmuth quotes!

@normanchad (Norman Chad) : If looks could kill, we’ve had a homicide on our hands right now.http://twitpic.com/15fr0v (Men Nguyen looks @HowardhLederer#WSOP 2003 ME) – You should have staredown contest w/ Men The Master for Nuts segment this year.

@sjnguyen (Scotty Nguyen) : Down to 10 baby! I want to thank all you for supporting me baby! Without you there wouldn’t be a Scotty Nguyen baby! You are the best baby! – Only Scotty can use “baby” four times in 140 chars.

@SavagePoker (Matt Savage) : I got Chainsawed! @AllenKessler complained about the structure of the 1K O8 and they added 3 levels! 18 of 35 remain and I may be CL w/ 45K - First time ever a $1k Omaha 8 tourney will be four days.

@ToddBrunson (Todd Brunson) : my name on starts is Sam Grizzle - What do you put down if Sam is playing?

@BeL0WaB0Ve (Kevin Saul) : Jeezuz people..when a hand is over can we please not talk about how it was played and what would’ve happened if… – Then we would not have jobs.

@DougLeePoker (Doug Lee) : Still can’t sleep after busting out of the Bellagio 25k. Bunch of broke nobodies, who can’t even begin to understand my style. - No one understands your kung fu. Possibly the best poker Twitter feed out there.

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