Evelyn had a major change of heart this week

Each week we spend hours scouring over Twitter finding the best 140 character-or-less thoughts from all your favorite poker personalities. Some might be horrifying, some state the obvious, and some make us want to hang out with Joe Sebok. You can follow all the pros on our special Poker Tweets section at BluffMagazine.com. Be sure to follow us @bluffmagazine for our latest news and giveaways.

liv_boeree (Liv Boeree): You know you’re getting old when you don’t know one band in a category at a rock awards ceremony. – You know you’re getting old when you don’t know one nominee at a rock awards ceremony. Sorry Liv, but anyone who wears leather pants with regularity can’t be that old.

@SavagePoker (Matt Savage): So I walk into a 4 table cardroom in Reno and who do I see…… @AllenKessler? – It is almost just too easy…Tell you what, you guys handle this one. Finish this joke in the comment box.

@tristancre8ive (Tristan Wade): Lol. Look at the club’s wristbands. Criminal Defense/DUI attorney. Lol wow. http://twitpic.com/29mv64 – If this isn’t a genius stroke of marketing, we don’t know what is

@JeffMadsenobv (Jeff Madsen): Ok all 4 my next bluff column I’m going 2 take ur questions through twitter & answer them in the mag… So send me poker / life questions! - We’re eagerly waiting to see whether Jeff’s advice is so good that he’ll quit poker and become the next Sam Chauhan.

@liv_boeree (Liv Boeree): @JeffMadsenobv will you actually learn how to put together a legible sentence by the time you write your column too? – We’ve been asking ourselves the same thing for a couple of years now…

@adamjunglen (Adam Junglen): Going to play a home game with all my friends from high school. Busto status obv =) –  Desperate times do call for desperate measures

@LaceyJones (Lacey Jones): Vegas wind has it in for me! Semi flashed the valet guys wearing a sun dress. Does that count as a tip? – Define semi flash…

@PeterJetten (Peter Jetten): Barney Frank: “It is not the place of the American government to tell it’s citizens what they can and can not do with their money” – Nothing overly funny about this, but sometimes when people drop knowledge, you just gotta listen.

@TheGrinder44 (Michael Mizrachi): Sorry November niners!! You didn’t get to see many hands. Haha!!! Gl figuring me out!!! . Phew!! Thought they’d show more hands! – Yeah, good luck figuring him out guys. It is not like you played at the same 10-handed table with him for six and a half hours.

@evybabee (Evelyn Ng): i’ve been a devout lethargist my whole life. this unprecedented trip to the gym has me questioning my whole world view. brain might asplode. – Tell us more about this lethargism…Do you have some sort of literature or a brochure you can send our way?  Actually, don’t worry about it. Sounds like a lot of work to read it.

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