Poker players have been flocking to Twitter since it exploded in popularity last summer. Some think the poker community even caused the site to crash a couple of time during last year’s WSOP.

We’ve spent hours scouring Twitter and have collected the 20 best tweets from all your favorite pros. Some are inspiring, some are funny, some have pictures and some, well… is Bryan Devonshire hoping for a penis. You can follow all of the pros on our special Poker Tweets section at BluffMagazine.com Be sure to follow us @bluffmagazine for all our latest news and giveaways.

@joesebok (Joe Sebok):  When you’re flush, you never think you’ll go bust, and when you’re bust you never think you’ll be up again. It all works out. Both ways.

@TheMouthMatusow (Mike Matusow): That idiot @brokelivingjrb is playing short-handed with @TexDolly and Billy Baxter? He will be busted again in no time. br soon to be 0

@bethshak (Beth Shak) http://twitpic.com/1bc5sy – Lunch conversation: it’s all about chemistry not looks.

@RealKidPoker (Daniel Negreanu) Why is it legal for a porn star to have sex for money, but it’s illegal for people to have sex for money off camera? Puzzling Laws in the US

@brokelivingjrb (Jean-Robert Bellande): Doyle joked with Ivey about how nice it would’ve been if Phil had been on his plantation 200 years ago. Phils’ response: there’d a been a bunch of black baby Brunsons running around. Lmao

@SavagePoker (Matt Savage): The surgery happens at 6am tomorrow morning. I now know what all of you players feel like starting at 10:45am at Bay 101.

@JeffMadsenobv (Jeff Madsen): Just accepted a sick prop bet: I have to move to Israel until the world series, no outside contact with friends no cell phone, etc. 50k bet

@devopoker (Bryan Devonshire): Dear God: please send somebody with a penis to this estrogen fest of a birthday party stat.

@TexDolly (Doyle Brunson): Playing 4-8 hundred mixed games at the Bellagio, exactly 10% of the stakes we played everyday 2 years ago. Geeeeez, the economy?

@phil_hellmuth (Phil Hellmuth): Should I shoot a video for Ludacris in Vegas for new song “Sex room”: w Jamie Foxx + Gerard Butler, or go to NAPT event at Mohegun Sun?

@LaceyJones (Lacey Jones): April Fools Day is just not fair to Blondes!

@oleGSmith (Gavin Smith): Just arrived in San Diego, in the limo to Rincon, Kristy Gazes called me a deer tick at the poker table, I like that!

@Erik_Seidel (Erik Seidel): Every day I read about Sarah Palin leading rallies, thinking about running for pres + I look to see if it’s April 1st.

@liv_boeree (Liv Boeree): I just awoke to found cling film on the toilet seat trick done by none other than my own mother. Guess that’s a lifetime of childhood tricks repaid in an instant. gg.

@AllenKessler (Allen Kessler): Bellagio finally caved in and changed their April schedule. They should have taken my advice and done this 2 months ago

@JustinBonomo (Justin Bonomo): Ike 7 tabling Durrrr. Trishelle’s movie Ninja Cheerleaders is on TV, and the LHC is back online with a live webcast. Which should I watch?!?

@lindleyloo (Christina Lindley): 22 year old brother asking for tips on picking up older women. Lol. Not sure if I shld laugh or assist!

@Andrew_Robl (Andrew Robl): Check out robustothemovie.com. Featuring your truly.

@howardhlederer (Howard Lederer): OK. So they cancelled 24. But the movie comes next. What do they call it? 2 or 120 minutes? Confused.

@mwbinger (Michael Binger): LHC collided first beams at 7 TeV! Historic moment in physics.

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