Each day at the Rio we spend hours scouring over Twitter finding the best 140 character-or-less thoughts from all your favorite poker personalities. During the WSOP players take to Twitter for all the beats, brags and variance. You can follow all the pros on our special Poker Tweets section at BluffMagazine.com. Be sure to follow us @bluffmagazine for all of our latest news and coverage.

Jon Aguiar (@jonaguiar): Must be nice to be @basebaldy, A7s<KJ for 65k pot and out of 10k plh, don’t think hellmuth would approve of his play. He might not, but if he was in this hand, he’d have attacked Eric in a much more childish way.

Allen Kessler (@AllenKessler): 120500 at dinner break 63 left, 27 paid avg is 127k. Sold 10% of my action to hoyt corkins for $2900 27th pays 21600. Good deal? Well a minimum cash pays $21,665, so I’d have to say you got a pretty good deal.

Matt Stout (@MattStoutPoker): just shopped at Whole Foods for the first time. voluntarily! how will my body preserve itself w/o preservatives? hmmmmmm…A meal or two at the poker kitchen should tide you over for a while.

Doyle Brunson (@texdolly): You guys don’t get it about the “grandfather thing.” I’m old, not dead. I’m tired of flexing muscles I don’t have anymore We’re going to sit this one out.

Kevin Saul (@BeL0WaB0Ve): T6,300 up from 4K feelin grrrrrrrreat. We don’t own a business degree, but we have a fantastic idea for a new patch deal.

Jon Friedberg (@JonFriedberg): Watching Last Comic Standing and disgusted by how everything now is a copy of American Idol. What happened to originality???? Oh that is the most dreadful tweet I have ever read. You just don’t have what it takes, Jon.

Joe Sebok (@joesebok): who doesn’t need a little more “whitesnake” in their life?! i mean, come on now…Sorry, we’re more of a Mötley Crüe crowd over here at BLUFF, but to each their own.

Tom Schneider (@DonkeyBomber): Since when did people on scooters exceeding 20 mph have the right of way in a casino. Without laws, we have anarchy. Sorry Tom, but that was just the last couple of seniors finally trickling out of the Rio. As long as you avoid Doyle and his supercharged scooter, you’ll be ok.

Andy Bloch (@Andy_Bloch): So far, Angry Birds iPhone game has made me $420 at the poker table! Well there’s some people in the AHEM online poker community that might appreciate that figure.

Matt Stout (@MattStoutPoker): there are few feelings in the world that make u feel dumber than looking around, even for 5 seconds, for something that is IN YOUR HAND. Like this guy!

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