Each day at the Rio we spend hours scouring over Twitter finding the best 140 character-or-less thoughts from all your favorite poker personalities. During the WSOP players take to Twitter for all the beats, brags and variance. You can follow all the pros on our special Poker Tweets section at BluffMagazine.com. Be sure to follow us @bluffmagazine for all of our latest news and coverage.

@hoss_tbf (Matt Hawrilenko) : Just saw the guy in the Indian costume talking to the fake chris ferguson #networking – Upon further review, I’m dubbing “Fake Chris Ferguson” as both the funniest and creepiest thing to happen to this year’s World Series of Poker. “The Toyman” on Day 1B is the only notable honorable mention – the man put on a wizard hat and pulled out a wand during big hands.

@JonAguiar (Jon Aguiar) : Used hellmuths entrance as a distraction to raise 86s utg flop top 2 and get 3 streets, 39k – Phil Hellmuth used Phil Hellmuth’s entrance as a distraction to not make it to Level 5.

@BoostedJ (Justin Smith) : Just got a needle shot in my right ass cheek and a prescription…feeling better already I hope I feel at least this good tomorrow Ill do it - Those who “did it”: Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire, Jose Canseco, and the entire Worldwide Wrestling Federation

@AnnieDuke (Annie Duke) : I’m finally waking up to the fact that Lindsay Lohan might have a drug problem. – I had the same revelation! Sure, it was right after the release of Parent Trap and she was 12 years-old, but now we’re just splitting hairs.

@Erik_Seidel (Erik Seidel) : Lebron to NY! I think it’s going to happen, is there some way to get down for real money? – I don’t have anything much to say to this other than that the euphoric feeling I’d be overcome with could only be matched by a Teddy “The Iceman” Monroe WSOP Main Event victory.

@SLOPPYKLOD (Chris Klodnicki) : Dude at my table taking literally 30 seconds for every preflop decision. Wanna shoot myself – Ahh, the human rain delay. There’s nothing like milking every ounce of the table’s attention as you ponder a min-call with nine-deuce off.

@howardhlederer (Howard Lederer) : Maybe Harrah’s should consider using cocktail waitresses on main event day 1s. The waiters are cute, but we’re going thirsty around here. – Yes, we need more cute male waiters. Let’s also get more male masseuses, more taxis in the Rio parking lot, and definitely, definitely more air conditioning.

@PrahladFriedman (Prahlad Friedman) : Played for 24 hours yest at bellagio cause the prince of Sadia Rabia was in the game. Haven’t played that long since 2000. – Wow. Haven’t seen a butchering this bad since M. Night Shyamalan put out The Last Airbender.

@lindleyloo (Christina Lindley) : Pretty sure Id pay infinite amounts of money for anyone to come sucker punch this insane aussie who can’t fold and calls 40bb jams w 33 – I’d hit Lisandro for $250, Hachem for $500, but I wouldn’t touch Tony G. First, because he was the world’s Rubik’s Cube champion at the age of eleven. Second(and less importantly), because he scares the hell out of me.

And, for Friday’s rant of the day:

@tchanpoker (Terrence Chan) : 15450 end of day because I am a f****** spewbox who f****** sucks at poker and should be shot for sucking so badly.

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