Each day at the Rio we spend hours scouring over Twitter finding the best 140 character-or-less thoughts from all your favorite poker personalities. During the WSOP players take to Twitter for all the beats, brags and variance. You can follow all the pros on our special Poker Tweets section at BluffMagazine.com. Be sure to follow us @bluffmagazine for all of our latest news and coverage.

@BrokeLivingJRB (Jean-Robert Bellande): Just showed a 400k turn bet bluff. If I can’t win w aces, I’ll do it the dirty way. 2m Thank God there were no follow-up tweets as to what the dirty way truly is. The world does not have enough bleach to scrub that kind of image from our minds’ eye.

@JoeSebok (Joe Sebok): Has it been scientifically proven yet that when it rains, it actually does pour? Is this like the one where the tree falls in the woods and there’s no one there?

@Andrew_Robl (Andrew Robl): RT @RealPhilLaak: 100 200 plo in Bobby’s room. ::: read this tweet and hurried in to play PLO with phil Profitable Twitter stalking FTW!

@Kevmath (Kevin Mathers): @ESPN_Poker Seems the WSOP needs to have all players provide a guide to pronounce player’s names. Hey, good luck to anyone trying to say Meenaskshi Subramaniam or Pejmanpatric Eskandar.

@AnnieDuke (Annie Duke): I’m mad at @basebaldy for knocking the last woman out of the main event. But I am rooting hard for him so probably actually my fault Tomorrow’s Headline: Annie Duke knocks out last woman from Main Event without even being there, faces assault charges.

@ftrainpoker (F-Train): We just had a well-deserved application of the Hevad Khan Excessive Celebration Rule. #andiamo Italian player Filippo Candio got an excessive celebration penalty for screaming “andiamo” at the top of his lungs several times. It means “we go” or “let’s go” in Italian, but the only place he should be going is to the laundromaut. He’s worn the same shirt for six straight days.

@BenjoDiMeo (Benjo Dimeo)Arguing about The Sopranos w/ @taopauly. He thinks Tony was the underboss to NY’s Johnny Sack. I say Tony always been a boss of his own in NJ. Wait, so you guys don’t know about the real ending? I chatted up Robert Iler, aka AJ Soprano while he was still in the Main Event and he told me that after it goes to black, AJ hires someone to whack his family and he takes over. Also AJ Soprano is Keyser Soze. And Batman.

@BJNemeth (BJ Nemeth): Is anyone in the WSOP Media interested that @PhilIvey is on the verge of possibly winning a major title across the street? Hello? Bueller? Psh, Bellagio Cup is like the CFL to the Main Event’s NFL. Though the CFL had Ricky Williams for a time. What were we talking about?

@JeffMadsenobv (Jeff Madsen): @Roothlus YAAAAAAY GOOOOO ROOOOTHLUSSS!!!! IM EXTREMELY GAY FOR YOU!!! Is it strange that at this point there is nothing Jeff Madsen could say that would shock us. But congratulations.

@BrokeLivingJRB (Jean-Robert Bellande): ESPNPoker.com guys just told me if I make it through the day, I’ll be top story. Highly unlikely scenario bc it’s time to shipideedoodah! We’re imagining something to the tune of a Disney song, but its not something you’re going to like.

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