Bro--Are you looking for a fight bro?

Each day at the Rio we spend hours scouring over Twitter finding the best 140 character-or-less thoughts from all your favorite poker personalities. During the WSOP players take to Twitter for all the beats, brags and variance. You can follow all the pros on our special Poker Tweets section atBluffMagazine.com. Be sure to follow us @bluffmagazine for all of our latest news and coverage.

@tchanpoker (Terrence Chan) : inappropriate but true: “don’t you guys ever see a flop?” -dealer who just pushed in – Soon thereafter, the same dealer mentioned how great of an NBA player Vlade Divac was.

@JustinBonomo (Justin Bonomo) : Jon Tamayo complained to a floorman that the dude next to him smelled bad. Was hilarious watching the floor man sniff him indiscretely. – Even money odds on it being the same man who pestered Negreanu all day long.

@RealKidPoker (Daniel Negreanu) : AC situation in the Pavilion room is very bad. There is literally cold air breezing up from under the table. Everyone is freezing. Not good. – How else do you cool down a room filled with thousands of players blowing hot air?

@RealThuyDoan (Thuy Doan) : LOL from Sarah Chau: if girls w big boobs work at Hooters where do girls w 1 leg work? IHOP – This joke is seriously on its last leg. Seriously.

@eugenetoddbro (Eugene Todd) : I wanna fight some body. Any body wanna brawl meet me in the parking lot. – You can take the kid out of Brooklyn, but you can’t take Brooklyn out of the kid!

@leechilds (Lee Childs) REALLY love that pretty much every time I meet successful young online players who *just must* be full of themselves, they’re great dudes. – So you’re saying that online poker players aren’t the bane of human existence? Talk about going against the grain here at the Rio.

@DanBilzerian (Dan Bilzerian) : Leaving to watch a real porno get filmed in panarama… Good way to start the day – You could just stand in the hallways at the Rio and listen to players phone conversations about how they got royally screwed.

@Andrew_Robl (Andrew Robl) : Mike matuosow says: Ivey beats president obama for presidency of united states. Poker press eats it up and republishs with no fact checks. – There’s something peculiar about this tweet, but I can’t put my finger on it. Will return to working on my Ivey Wins Presidency article.

@Andy_Bloch (Andy Bloch) : Tony G & durrrr had a last longer bet in #WSOP19 involving push ups on the & durrrr put up a $500 bounty on Tony. - If Dwan’s push-up form is as bad as his running-in-between-poker-games form, he’s in trouble.

@Erik_Seidel (Erik Seidel) : Just finished my 1st workout since WSOP started. Only muscles that hadn’t atrophied were ones I’ve used pushing chips to my opponents – Don’t forget all of your leg muscles! Walking to and from your car, getting up from your seat, etc.

And now, the most masochistic tweet in history:

@thehitwoman (Erica Schoenberg) : On my day off from the wsop, I’m at the dmv. FML

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